An omen of what, exactly?
For those expecting an erudite treatise on the interpretation of dreams you will be disappointed. And wherever Dr Freud is, he will undoubtedly be shaking his head in confusion.
I recently had a very vivid dream about bacon. Yes, that’s right, bacon.
In the dream I was seated at a table, not sure where exactly, and someone, I could not see who, approached the table bearing a sizable tray of bacon. Several crispy, crunchy slices of bacon, all mine! It should be noted there were a few slices on the tray that were not properly cooked. I never liked half-cooked bacon and was the bane of restaurant servers if the bacon arrived in such a deplorable state. I would promptly ask for the half-cooked to be properly crisped. But I digress.
Perfect crisp bacon
What possible implications or hidden meanings are attached to such a dream?
Was I about to receive a gift, albeit with a small flaw?
Who was the unseen gift-giver?
Where was I?
Truth be told, I haven’t eaten real (i.e. pork) bacon in 15 years. I even quit eating turkey bacon a few years ago due to the high salt content. Alas, I loved sprinkling brown sugar on the bacon as it cooked for a sweet and salty treat.
Was I yearning for a forbidden experience?
Clues, anyone? Signs and portents aside, maybe my usually outlandish dream life has become mundane. Even my daily online horoscope had been the same every day for more than a week!
Or perhaps, as the ubiquitous ‘they’ who know all say, “everything is better with bacon” (including dreams!).
Chocolate covered bacon-the best of two worlds! If anyone knows where I can buy this please let me know!
Maple brown sugar five spice bacon
Photos from Wikipedia
MagickMermaid 
Bacon! I love bacon! And now I will have to sprinkle brown sugar on it! My waostline doesn’t thank you but I think you rock! Haha!
Chocolate bacon?! Oh stop it now! 😅
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hehe Let the bacon cook on one side, then sprinkle the sugar on it. Then flip it over and do the same. It comes out nicely crisp on both sides! 🙂
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You were probably just hungry. I think you should go eat some bacon 🙂
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I will follow Dr Draliman’s advice! 🙂
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vosges chocolate makes a chocolate bacon bar.
https://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/mini-bacon-bar-library/mini-exotic-candybars
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I have bookmarked their page! 🙂
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its good stuff! loved your blog btw. how fun! let us know if you discern any deeper meaning…
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Thank you so much! I’m almost afraid to find out if there is a deeper meaning 🙂
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From one lover of ultra-crispy bacon to another: YUM with maple flavour! However, I was quite disappointed at a southern-BBQ resto one time upon tasting the dessert I ordered: chocolate-bacon brownie. My brain said, as I was eating it, “Does… not… compute.” The tastes fought each other somehow. I think I’m a chocolate purist. (insert eye roll emoji) But bacon and maple, yesss! Do you think you’ll ever have it again?
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Yes, I promptly went out and bought some turkey bacon! I’ll fry some up over the weekend 🙂
The chocolate-bacon brownie sounds like really good idea. I would probably leave the brownie part as is and use a fudge icing with crispy bacon sprinkles. 😀 (I may be getting carried away!)
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